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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Reasons To Defeat Liam: Urban Dictionary Insight

ginger

A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Ron Howard is a ginger.

Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Our Depiction of Liam

Reasons to defeat Liam: Liam < Poop

Fellow Americans, I am not Barack Obama. While I sit here stroking my keyboard, I ask you what is the worst thing about our country? Is it the number of obese children rapidly climbing at an alarming rate; our national debt; skinny blonde kids reading Revelations while you are trying to write a blog? No,  the worst part of our country is the ginger known as Liam. Liam's gross vinegar and taco meat stink will kill all of us. If we do not address the problem immediately we will never be able to advance as a society. Before you think that this blog is racist I want to reassure you that this blog is not trying to persecute all gingers ............ we only hate Liam. No seriously the we're like Tibeten munks we hate no one ..... except liam. Please take up the cause and help us hate Liam. Now you may be asking "Mr. Magicle blog man/woman, I know hundreds of gingers, how will I know which one is Liam?" Well anonymous internet man/woman SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 24, 2012

Reasons to Defeat Liam: -1 Soul

Most Gingers have no soul.  This is normal for them.  Liam is different. He has negative one souls. You ask how this is possible, well he tricked the devil into buying his nonexistant soul.  Evil isn't it?  Well your children play with this ginger. Its absolutely gross.  It makes me want to throw up the cereal I had this morning.  Therefore, he must be defeated.